Thursday, December 30, 2010

Hell's Fairy Tales Presents: The Top 5 WTH Moments of 2010

HFT's top 5 WTH moments of 2010 were moments that affected our lives and made us say, "WTH?!". These events were ones that paralyzed us with fear, grief, excitement, anger, and laughter. Enjoy!

#5 The BP Oil Spill (April 20-July15)

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The explosion of the Deep Water Horizon rig is a WTH moment for many reasons. Not only did it take the lives of 11 men and 6,814 animals, it handicapped the rebuilding of New Orleans. This city was rebounding from hurricane Katrina and the Saints had just won the Super Bowl but due to the spill the swamps are destroyed and the seafood industry is on the rocks. The CEO of BP was even quoted as saying, "He wants his life back," WTH?!



#4 Lil Wayne-TI-Lindsay Lohan (Ongoing)
No folks this isn't the threesome you're thinking of. This trio spent more time behind bars than a hooker on the point. First, WTH TI?! You had just gotten released and right before the ink on release papers even dried you decide you want to pop Ecstasy and go for a joyride....Genius. And Lilo, your tail should have been in jail long before you got there but that "I'll do better" B.S. bought you enough mini jail stints that when you finally had to sit for awhile it was laughable...WTH?! Weezy who in Sam hell gave you the MP3 player in the pokey?!? WTH?!

#3 Chilean Minors (August 5)
The WTH moment that touched the world. How in the world do you get trapped underground for 69 days and live to tell about it?! Here at HFT we wouldn't have survived 2 days without our Blackberry's, Moscato, and purses. These men displayed bravery, patience, and faith and will forever remind us of 2010.




#2 Mike Vick (September 21 named starting QB for the Philadelphia Eagles)
WTH??!! Hide Toto folks Vick is back! The best comeback story of the year was played out on our TVs every Sunday when Mike Vick played. HFT predicts another Madden cover in his future.






#1 Haiti Earthquake (January 12)
3 million people affected with 230,000 deaths. A somber moment in time that resulted in a call for help worldwide. To see a poverty ridden country in shambles was heartbreaking to us all. Since then 98% of the rubble has been removed, $3.1 million has been pledged yet 1.6 million still remain in tarps...WTH?!



So do you agree with our top 5? Should there have been another #1? Did we leave out something?? Comment below with your WTH moments!!! -D

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Merry Christmas Cancellation!

 This blog will go kind of fast, so pay attention! Okay, I like Christmas just as much as the next person! In fact I actually get high off of Christmas. But this year has been a really tough one from me. And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, BAM! Suddenly I was hit with pine-cone wreaths, jingle bells, and Christmas parties. Where did Christmas come from?! Usually I see it coming, but not this year...not at all! Maybe I just feel pressed for time, because I'm a new mom. This is my first Christmas with a child, and it's waaaay more work than I expected! But you know what?! I'm done. I'm not gonna search high and low and buy 3 gifts for everyone I know! I'm not racking my brain to figure out how I can top what I've done the last 10 years. I refuse! Every one's just out of luck this year! So I've done away with Christmas for everyone except my mom and my child. Oh yes..I absolutely did! It's fair! I've been a HUGE giver in the past years, without receiving a lot in return. So I'll start my resolutions early, and I'm only putting energy into those who return the favor! Consider yourself served! I've got to go finish wrapping gifts..as soon as I catch Muffin, to retrieve the ornaments that she's putting into her Fisher Price purse! Ain't Christmas grand?!